Ok, I'm sick and tired of visiting The Beast and finding nothing about XGWO, so he is a re-cap of the latest show. I will also do my best here to inform you so to speak of the reasoning behind certain things happening; without further ado, here we go.

The show oppened up with a new set of commentators this week due to Stu-E Price and John McCracken beating up the previous hosts, Rachael Justice and Pete Hanks. Before a match could kick the show off however, out walked President Jason and his bodyguard Plague. One has to wonder, if Plague also guards Jason while in the shower because after what I saw, it wouldn't surprise me. He tried to hand the Lightweight Title to Plague until Cobra stepped in and booked a Ladder Match for the title, Shasta vs Plague at Ground Zero. Now after this I was awaiting to actually watch a match, what do I get? I get X-Rated catching a cab to the arena, I'm quickly getting bored of watching half-assed entertainment instead of wrestling.

Even after that pointless little thing we are greeted by XGWO's answer to Billy & Chuck just sitting around in someone's locker-room; riveting, it ain't. But finally we get a match; a Tag Team match featuring Dream Warriors going against Storm & Asylum. I've never heard of the other two so was looking for a Dream Warriors win. Unsurprising then, they collected the win, what's next in this thing called a show?

Yet more backstage stuff, this time between Cobra and Slickie T and a few babes; I think they tried to put it across that one of them was just making sweet love to Slickie T or something, but then it switched to the much publisized Lee f'n Todd and a little talking with President Jason. What I picked up on was the worst example of manipulation I've ever had the mis-fortune of watching. I'm surprised President Jason wasn't wearing a skirt, sitting there flashing his bits at Todd, trying to get him to his way of thinking.

We actually got to a second wrestling match, I think it was a fatal four way against Phenom, Evan Creech, Claymore and Jamison, who has had a pretty good week. Both him and Evan won the match, so it was left to Cobra to come out and sort everything; Jamison vs Evan Creech at Ground Zero for the Hardcore title.

Yet more backstage stuff which I didn't watch, you know when you have an itch, it's not right at your ass, but not at your balls; just inbetween? Well I was busy with that while a few people were talking. As soon as Todd was in his corner waiting for his match with Andrew Dwayne the itching stopped and I could concentrate. This was a pretty good match, Lee f'n Todd, the guy that don't lose wrestling matches was defeated......or so it seems. It takes a moment of confusion for him to hit the F*ck U and it's lights out for Dwayne.

Then we had Travis Small Ballz attack Dwayne for not mentioning him, enter X-Rated still in his cab from earlier. Going so far to actually drive down to the ring, and hit the ring. Then a strange entrance by X-Rated featuring firecrackers and a cab driver before No Ballz takes the advantage, and leaves both Dwayne and X-Rated down in the ring.

Then we have Claymore backstage getting handed what appears to be legal documents; he's getting sued by some guy named Bryan Chase. Interesting which is more than I can say about the yet another segment featuring President Jason, saved only be the appearence of a broken lava lamp. Those things are just soo 1999, know what I mean?

Next we have a match, my brain has stopped working because of all the backstage crap so I'm not sure what number match it was. Aurora up against Hornet was a good match, at least on paper. I wasn't too impressed with what was put on sure, and I'm sure that either one or both of them have been slammed into XGML; the developmental territory.

We go back to another backstage showing, this time featuring Stu-E Price and John McCracken; oh and the Scotish guy, Claymore. It involved the de-kilting of Gaywhore as he was called, to show a pair of Teletubbie briefs. I gotta wonder how much BBC actually paid for the advertising there.

Next we had a Tristate Title Contender match which was so predictable, even I could have opened up my own fortune telling tent outside the arena. Travis No Ballz gets the win, and Zach gets thrown down to XGML.

Slickie T then showed us how desperate the guy has come for a little ooh laa laa; having two cheap whores fighting over him is pathetic to see, especially on television:- anybody still wondering why everybody in The Beast is only concerened about FHW?

It's all down to Plague, he shows up in XGWO and gets named bodyguard to the President, cuts a couple of promo's......... but at the same time decides to cut about 310% more promos over in FHW; someone has to ask him where his priorities lie. After interference, he still couldn't beat Edison Carisio. I'm willing to bet that even after all his puppets attacked Edison, Plague still wouldn't have been able to get the job done.

Next a whole load of backstage stuff, which I just kinda was on ignore mode and can't remember at this time; if I had it on tape I would fast forward through it. But we did get a match after it.

Travis Small Ballz wrestled for the second time in the evening, this time against the Tristate Champion, Rage. Obviously annoyed and shocked at being placed into XGML, Zack came down the aisle with a ball-bat at hand and nailed Ballz, only for Rage to take the bat and level Zach. However, No Ballz collected the crooked win, and the title. Hey, win if you can, lose if you must; but always cheat.

For the three hundred and twenty second time, we saw McCracken and Price make another appearence, this time at ringside. Blabbing about all they've done, which isn't too much. I mean I watch XGWO T.V and can't remember ever seeing a Stu-E promo. Must be the reason I kept watching! However, Semper Fi came out and returned-ish. He burned his clothes, Gold suit and all to renounce his evil ways and allow God into his life, for Semper Fi is not Semper Fi; for he is Dustin Runnells. However, to his friends and buddies, Erik Majors is the name. He challenged for a match at Ground Zero:- Semper Fi, Wally & Tristan vs John McCracken & Stu-E Price. However, McCracken mentioned that they had a partner planned. My money would be on one of these picks Breakdown Boy because him and Stu are real good friends from FHW, Sander Bass because he wants his ass back, Tumbler because of The UK Crew connection or Genki Sudo because he has to be the coolest UFC fighter I have ever seen. But moving on.

Slickie T vs Josh K. Risma with the special referee of Mike Bradley, the Main Event of the show. But then came out Stacey Bradley, and then Trent Hunter. Wait wait, Slickie T is the referee. To cut a long story short I had been drinking and got confused really easy but I think Josh got the win from a fast count; that was the rest of the show.

Overall, I think all the stuff that happens backstage should be lessened becuase I want to watch a wrestling show, not Days Of Our Lives!

Adios now, Guybrush Stobbart xxx